No one is safe, no one is saved.

rufiozuko:

Dear Dante,

Recently I’ve come across a certain video. No, it’s not one of those pointless funny videos on YouTube, it’s actually something that could be considered very serious.

I’m not forcing you onto watching this video, It’s totally understandable that you’re a very busy man. But it would be greatly appreciated if you spared some time of your’s to stop everything and watch this video. Cheers! :)

… I woke up to a bunch of request to check out this video this morning in my ask box. I want to thank everyone for sending it in. It’s a little heavy in the am, but it’s definitely worth the watch and important. Check it out, represent… -Dante

Make Kony famous. Stop the kidnap of children for soldiers and sex slaves.

Anonymous asked: One would assume so. All of that 'advanced alien technology and you decide to play around with sad, pathetic, little humans...

Perhaps they amuse me.

Anonymous asked: An alien, hm? Don't aliens have better things to do than play around on the internet?

Do they?

gogglesthebageleater asked: Can I drive your ship? oAo

No.

Anonymous asked: See ya around, Doc. I'll have Mongoose-dog hand-deliver an invite to his next illegal party. I'm sure you could use the hyperactive company. ;3

No. I am most certain I could not.

Anonymous asked: Aw, that's so sweet of you. I'm absolutely flattered, Doc.

SECURITY!

Anonymous asked: Are all alien doctors such picky eaters or is it just you?

Are all human girls so annoyingly nosy, or is it just you?

Anonymous asked: Cherry Brain-Freezie?

-cough-cough-preservatives-cough-

Anonymous asked: Yeah, you've gotta go to one one day, Doc. B) There are tacos~

I don’t….consume….solids.

Anonymous asked: Yeah! The Moongoose-dog throws the best illegal parties.

Pardon?